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Tim said in September 15th, 2005 at 11:22 am

Smolt is not funny

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Sal Trout said in September 15th, 2005 at 12:35 pm

Smolt is not only amusing, but highly descriptive of the trivial process; large pointless collectives moving as a single mind . I think it’s a brilliant name.

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Richie said in September 15th, 2005 at 4:05 pm

I thought it was funny. They were above parr and newly (re)born into the trivia waters. Later on they can be the Salmon of Doubt.

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feeder_goldfish said in September 15th, 2005 at 4:17 pm

Swim with me, my smolten kin… through the warm trivial waters of humiliation and self-doubt! I mean… we were NOT humiliated and our self-esteem remains intact. Soon we shall RULE the Ted!

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Markie Mark said in September 15th, 2005 at 4:44 pm

I actually find SMOLT Hilarious. I only wish I could be part of smolt.

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minnie_mac said in September 15th, 2005 at 7:26 pm

I agree, smelt isn’t funny. In fact, I don’t get it.

Oh wait… you said “SMOLT”… now that IS funny!

Hee… good one.

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Bynk said in September 15th, 2005 at 7:45 pm

Oy, vey! Meshugina! What about gefilte fish? Why has the poor little gefilte been forgotten? Or how about a bit of lox? Especially on a nice bagel with cream cheese. Ahh, yes, smolt is premature lox, without the smoke flavor.

Smolt is a prestigious name. Back to school for you!

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Adrienne said in September 16th, 2005 at 9:49 am

SMOLT! I like to smolt – smolting is fun. Especially when you play a cleric.

Resist not evil: but whosoever shall smolt thee on thy right cheek, turn to him the other also.

The sun shall not smolt thee by day, nor the moon by night.

I will smolt his noddles.

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Kim said in September 16th, 2005 at 9:49 am

You should get T-shirts with big gothic letters that say “SMOLT”. That would be extremely chic.

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Kristen said in September 16th, 2005 at 2:05 pm

SMOLT, lovely. :-)

For all of our browsing pleasure (just in case we don’t actually have anything better to do) here is the daily smolt report:

http://www.fpc.org/smolt/SMP_dailyreports.html

Now that is entertainment.

I only wish I was still around to get slaughtered at trivia night, much fun!